Little White lies I have told my children

.............. in the last week..............

• tick bites make you wake up happy in the morning (it worked I have had three days w/o a Princess Grumpy in the morning)

• that it is fun to have your hair checked for ticks! Please check mine for me Melea!

• yes I love "baby bear" from Sesame Street (OH HE WHINES MORE THAN ALL MY KIDS COMBINED!)

• Boy I can't wait to clean the living room .... Lets go now!

• does the "Piggy family live here" (I KNOW THEY DO!!!!!!!!!!.... why do I ask!)

• Yes two red popsicle will make you turn "red" (SO I can give her a green one)

• Please!.... help me with the laundry!.......... ( I love help, but it is so much quicker when they don't help me!)

• I think I found the marshmallows, they fell out of your ears didn't they?

• "woobly legs" make you stronger and faster

• I will only be a minute on the computer

• you look great in all thos "colors"

• no the diaper does not make you "but" look fat! (melea is not showing me her bottom and then making herself fart)

• everyone eats cookies for breakfast (when I realize that we are out of yogurt, and granola and grahm crackers)

• no Adrian you do not look cute in that outfit! (It was a size three and she squeezed her size six x body into this because it was her favorite from last year, and yes she still does look cute, but NO NOT HAPPENING!)

• OH! Can we please watch Elmo again!

• I am starting to really like SPONGE BOB!

Sometimes the things my kids say or ask things that so amaze me, and many times I say some "really" unique things back. I feel bad lying to them, but sometimes I sure get a lot of sanity back when I do !